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Im 15 years ago
  Interesting....O_O
gameinsky 15 years ago
  http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/witchdoctor
Oxideee 15 years ago
  sorry about that one
gameinsky 15 years ago
  you fergot
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Oxideee 15 years ago
  Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
niimporta 15 years ago
  Ok , Ok , Ok , Ok!!!
I'm Going To Be Like the Angry German Kid!!!
gameinsky 15 years ago
  i got a good joke it's HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fun he said to the man HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what did he said again ? at least it was so fun he said HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oxideee 15 years ago
  Niimporta, i know your angry about your rating on JG2, so was I when it hapenned to me, but please tolerate it and continue on talking cleanly
Im 15 years ago
  It's funny! It's a GAME
niimporta 15 years ago
  I Hate The "Wow!"
Don't Click on that Sh*t
Im 15 years ago
  Ever heard about.. lol... THe postman who... hahaha... delivered... HAHAHA! POST! HAHAHAHAHA! LOL
gameinsky 15 years ago
  i'm my father
Oxideee 15 years ago
  MAMMAMMAMAMAMMAAMAMMAMAMAMAMMAAMMAMAMAMAMAMAAAAMAMAMAAMAMAMAMAAMMAMAMAMAMMA
gameinsky 15 years ago
  this sentence lies
Im 15 years ago
  Quoting Im from Jokes for levels
I once had a dream of eating sausages and when I woke up my "somthing-I-cant-say-here" was gone!


OMG, Im! xD
Im 15 years ago
  We also call it MAMMA!
Oxideee 15 years ago
  MOR sounds like BOAR =D
Im 15 years ago
  I have a MOR! Because I'm from Norway! :P
Oxideee 15 years ago
  Yes i have A MUM too, because i am australian ftw
gameinsky 15 years ago
  stil many peoples think that a disk drive is a goblet holder -_-
Im 15 years ago
  Wow!

Wow!2
racersda 15 years ago
  Once for a level I put "This may contain some funny quoting" Such as "What the peanutbutter?!"
Im 15 years ago
  You are an idiot! Hahahahahaha!
lololol 15 years ago
  albino black sheep? i that possible?
Shiro 15 years ago
  check this site :D

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
Hexicube 15 years ago
  *Stares at sausage*
lololol 15 years ago
  as long its a girl with kids, its the same.
geckojsc 15 years ago
  I see things like that all the time! Can't they just block the people who make them?

Anyway, I'm British, so I don't have a "mom", I have a "mum"!
lololol 15 years ago
  Also on youtube i saw something like this marked as spam: ''THIS IS NOT A JOKE! YOU STARTED READING IT, YOU CAN NEVER GET BACK AGAIN! SAY YOUR LOVERS NAME 5 TIMES HOLD YOU BREATH AND POST THIS TO 5 OTHER VIDEOS WITHOUT BREATHING, OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN 3 HOURS.. THIS IS REALLY SCARY!'' - lol?
Im 15 years ago
  Or...This is not a joke.You are the ???????th visitor to see this lucky banner!!!!!!!!
I clicked on it.
Went out.
And it said "Why did you close the window"
Some answers, and I clicked "It sounded to good too be true"

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General

First post of the topic

Jac1 15 years ago
  Post your jokes here.

And this is a serious matter because this could be inspiration for sevreal of my levels!

Here is one:
One day, i saw a popup saying:
"Buy the new Virus Detector 8000!
Detects every single virus!
One for the price of two!"

I bought it, and then used it.
Guess what?
It detected himself.
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