Topic, Make your own Jokes!

  what did the astronuat butt say to the other????


i've been to ur anus






what do you call a uy in a hat???



a guy in a hat!!!!!!!!!!!!hahhaha.so funny

  What does said cookie to anoser cookie?

Nothing! Cookies can't talk!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!

  What do you call a zebra without stripes?

A zebra without stripes!!!! HAHAHAHA!

  All the kids went to their grandmom exept grandmom because she was the grandmom HAHAHAHAHAHA....

It was a joke i made when I was about 7 :)

  Why was the zebra lying on the floor?

  Okay, this is not what I mean by jokes

One person was at a store's website. He wanted to buy something, but nothing shipped to him. Why did that happen?

  go Here, Here, Here, Here, Or here.

  sorry,I don't know what you mean.

  I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you spell "I CUP"? xD

  Offtopic!

Any more jokes?

  Quoting Im from Make your own Jokes!

All that happened two years ago, before I even discovered BL...
+ mods here aren't marked with an "m" and surely not an orange.

  Q: What did the pirate do when he betrayed his rich master?

A:


@SuperDog

I did not mean the word

  gameinsky, remember that you are a mod? Huh? Huh? HUH!?
DO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??
Just asking.

  Riddle Riddle Riddle

The word riddle is a accepted :P.

  Real happened story:
My friend is a developper on a site (marked with a blue "D")
Mods are marked with an orange "m" and room owners with an orange "r" as the staf with a "K" in red background.

Someone saw tht "D" symbol and asked what it means, a mod answered with "donkey" and then I said "M" means Mule xD

  That wasn't funny at all. _-_

  lol thats stupidly funny

  Q: What type of person would you choose to open a door?



PS.I thought this topic was dead!

  there was three people walking throgh the woods. they see a slide,it says say what you want while going down.the first one says gold he lands in a bucket of gold,the next one says silver and lands in a bucket of gold. but the third one didnt listen so he said weeeeeeeeeeeeee and landed in a bucket of wee

  A turtle was crossing the street when he was mugged by two snails. When police authorities arrived and asked him about what happened, the shaken turtle replied, 'I-I don't know! It all happened so fast!'

  Where do you wash things?

Answer:

  Unrelated to Sweden...

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. The air was tense.

Back on Swedish jokes... well, I'm out. xD

  A norwegian, a danish and a swedish had a competiton to see who could... You know... Longest. The swedish started. He... You know... 30 cm and the rest was like "30 cm!? O_O". Then it was the danish. He... You know... 6 meters. The norwegian was like "Puh! Nothing!". When the norwegian... You know... They saw a yellow never ending beam. The next day it was reported yellow weird tasting rain in China.

  What if someone thought icosoles(triangle) meant the same as isolation(not triangle)?

  I once saw a swedish man trying to get a ruler up a flagpole. I asked him why he was doing it and he said 'I want to measure how tall it is.' So I took the flagpole and layed it down on its side and took the measurement, stating that it was 3 meters and 40 centimeters. 'You fool!' he scowled at me, 'I wanted to measure how TALL it was, not how LONG it was!

  Why do swedish P with open door? So people won't looj through the key hole! :D

  I have two pun-jokes.
It starts with an "e" ends with an "e" and contain only ONE letter, what is it ?


starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of it!

  Yup XD!

Iv'e got a danish, swedish and norwegian joke too!

edit: why do sweddish people build small tree houses? because they think it will grow. (not that fun, but whatever ^^)

How do you cut the sea in Half?

Answer

  Danish also make swedish jokes? :D

  two sweddish men where in the forest hunting deers suddenly a bear ran over to them. the first man climbed up the tree, the second took his shoes of, and took a pair of adidas on and started running around the tree. the bear follwed up, and runned after him. then the first man asked: "Why are you running around the tree!? hes catching up!" Second man replied: "Take it easy... im already to laps in front of him!"