Topic, The unescapable cage.

  there's no wall.

I opened the cage with the key that followed.

  But you ate all food you`ve got and died from hunger after.

I take a cat and throw it at wall of cage, and again, and again... and so until wall is broken.

  But you broke yourself too. I ate so much food the I became so fat (It was a very small cage) that the cage was ripped to pieces.

  But you lost in a rematch.

I pushed cage to a cliff, fell and broke the cage.

  But you stumbled on the broken cage, and broke your spine

I won, and my price was freedom

  But there is no people around, so nobody can bury u.

If cat have infinity lives she can't die, so:
I just waited many thousands years untill cage collapsed and went out.
* All guards DIED
** Anything else COLLAPSED because after thousands years world will end, but not the cat and the cage :D

  But you stumbled and broke your leg, so you both lost a live and need to recover to escape. Unluckily, there was guards passing by.

I die and get buried outside the cage.

  But the potion killed you

I... I sit in the corner, and waits out my 9 cat lives. By the time of the 8th, I succesfully destroyed enough bars to get out

  lol I never noticed you said it first... :_

Sadly, you also take MY place in the other cage (major WTFs all around). :p

I drink a potion (conviniently in the corner... ':_) that lets me live forever and wait until the cage decomposes.

  I sue Ahroo for plagerism, and win. (you actually did plagerize, read my 6th post below)

Your punishment is that you have to take my place inside the cage.

  Sadly, it was only invisibility paint. nothing really happened. :p

I don't eat for a while, get thin, and slip through the bars of the cage... and the cage outside the cage. >:3

  Too bad there isn't a guard!

Cat vanishes!

  You cant walk through the bars because marc got so scared of living outside the world that he dragged himself back inside the cage and cemented himself in.

I bribe the gaurd with cat nip to let me go.

  nobody countered my escape :_

  To bad the cage is in a cage.

He walks through the cage bars.

  But there isn't a wooden floor.

I turn into Malleo and melt the bars with my fireballz,then melt everyone and Weegee,for fun.

  BTW: your a cat. You got paws, and cant stand on two feat for more them a few seconds. You dont have the strenth to do that.

I scratch my way threw the wooden floor.

  But I blew up your mind with my logic, and I took your banner, whacked the bars with it, the bars shattered, killing MARC, You, MarioIsFireball, Birjolaxew, Ferrari, Gameinsky, Qameinsky, and SuperDog. I escaped with a piece of bar in my brain, but it didn't affect me because I couldn't feel it.

  You escape... to find yourself inside another cage.

I trade lives with another cat, therefore my mind has escaped.

  But you don't have sharp teeth.

I started haxing the bars until they drop. Then they were rasied up so you can't escape. IMA HAXZ0R!

  but your cat paws cant grip an RPG.

After you knock over the rpg and get stuck under it, i gnaw at your leg until it is in the shape of a key, (hopefully you had some pain killers for lunch). I unlock the door and then lock it behind me so you cant get out. But to be nice, i alert the medical staff to fix your leg.

  But I pwnz0r'd it

I grabbed my RPG (RPG-cat incoming!) and shot the cage open, all while surviving due to the rockets surprisingly small blast radius, and my ability to heal all wounds within a few seconds (I've been playing too much CoD..)

  but youre a liar :P
I lol'ed at flash ebing mentioned in Assasins Creed and it let me out

  But I pwnz0r'd your friend

I got out. 'Nuff said

  Some might say it exsists!

Ok, then. I told my friend Pat to get the key and unlock the door. Hah

  doesnt matter you cant go somewhere that doesnt exist!

  MARC: Neither do I, but it kinda fitted with the story :/

  but there are no bars its solid steel

I eliminate this game by using chuck norris to escape...lol
[edit] I dont believe in heaven

  Unfortunately for you, you got stuck halfway through and whilst you were screaming for help I shot myself and freed my soul so it could live happily in Heaven.

You're not stopping that one!

[edit]Oh sh*t I forgot I was a cat. Well the I bit my owner in the face so he got so mad he picked up his 50 caliber rifle and shot me. My soul then flew out of the cage and continued on it's way do Heaven, and freedom was accomplished.

  You cant die from not eating for a few days, so as im sqeezing through the bars, i crush you.

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