Topic, The unescapable cage.

  but why? I am utter confusion and can re-enter anything im inside!

  The cage doesn't have ears. :p

I use a magic mushroom that the cage absorbs, causing it to grow, causing the gaps between the bars to grow so I can slip out. >:D

  You don,t enter the cage. you are in it.

I start singing, which is so horrible that the cage and everything else is running avay from me.

  lol...this has failed
the teleport was a lie! :P
dingdong science is best guess and at the minute thats the best guess
[edit] I enter the cage backwards, I then enter the cage and once insie I enter the cage.

  So umm what to counter?

I teleport out of the cage and NOT into another cage and I will NEVER, EVER get trapped in a cage and I no one will EVER try to catch me in a cage, and I will NOT get back into that cage and I will live HAPPILY EVER AFTER(except for the cage incident) and it wasn't a dream. Or a nightmare. Or an illusion. Or a halucination. It was totally real. And at that time, real was NEVER an illusion. Nothing was. So they didn't exist.

  Well....

Forth or back, Birjo?

  Wormholes move you in time too... Discussion over

  You say it proves it, but have someone actually done that?

Im just saying that everything we think we know maybe isnt so. I also mean that nothing is impossible, its just a question about knowing how to do.

  the paradox theory proves it, there isnt a way to go back in time because you could alter the future in ways that prevent you from going back in time, creating a paradox
and time travel to the future has been proven possible, via going just below the speed of light

  We actually don't "know" that. We don't "Know" anything abut such things. We just think that everything is like that.

  they cant send me back its impossible
also you cant go to other dimensions, only universes

  But in future they just send you back were you came from (they don't like timetravellers).

(And yes you can go back in time, you'll just in up in another time)

I once again go back in time, but i end in another demension, were everything is floating.

  you cant travel back in time the laws of physics forbid it
I travel forward in time(is possible!) so cages become redundant and are destroyed to make more useful things

  You say its real. But "real" is an illusion, so when you say its real its all in you mind. you are actually still trapped in a cage. You just don't know.

I teleport back to the time before cages were invented. I die before someone even starts thinking about cages.

  You said THE cage, so that cage disappeared, but you were in another cage

I teleport out of the cage and NOT into another cage and I will NEVER, EVER get trapped in a cage and I no one will EVER try to catch me in a cage, and I will NOT get back into that cage and I will live HAPPILY EVER AFTER(except for the cage incident) and it wasn't a dream. Or a nightmare. Or an illusion. Or a halucination. It was totally real.

  But it was a dream.

I fall asleep and dream myself out of the cage. When I wake the cage is gone.

  But you're in a cage anyway.

I teleport out of the cage and NOT into another cage and I will NEVER, EVER get trapped in a cage and I no one will EVER try to catch me in a cage, and I will NOT get back into that cage and I will live HAPPILY EVER AFTER(except for the cage incident)

[edit]BLAH! DOUBLEPOST!

Fine.

When you died, you respawned back into the cage(it was a chechpoint)



I should make a level called the Unescapable cage

  But the cage doesn't know that.

I kill a gaurd. Then they take me out for execution. I die but im outside the cage.

  But the beginning was also a cage.

I'm A. A says B is C is D is E is F is G is H is I is J is K is L is M is N is O is P is Q is R is S is T is U is V is W is X is Y is Z. In other words,I'm too awesome for cages.

  But it reforms instantly.

I kill myself with a knife I happened to have, then I restart the level at the begginging(the cage was a trap somewhere in mid-level)

  But the cage went so scared that it locked again before you could escape.

I shout and the cage falls apart.

  but the food broke open, not the cage.


I used the DCi terrible quality to scare the cage open!

  But its the wrong lock.

I throw my terrible food after the cage, wich breaks open.

  But the admin refuses.

I use a key to open it!

  But I use comment 101 to pwn your 100th comment.

I call an admin to get me out of the cage

  But you woke up into another cage.

I used comment 100 to get out of the cage.

  Too bad 2012 doesn't exist!

He gets out by waking up from the dream of him in a cage.

  But 300 cage soldiers stop the soldiers from freeing you!

It's 2012 and the world's ending. The cage is destroyed and I escape. (I know it's a weak pretty idea)

  To bad the cage is covered in rubber not making it everlasting.

He gets out by summoning his 1,000,000 cat army to save him!

  ...I counter it RIGHT NOW AT 3:29!
making it everlasting