Topic, Brainteasers

  birjo: is it a clock?

rollingturtlerulez: is it the letter r?

  it is in rock but not stone it is in marrow but not in bone it is in a bolster but not in bed it is not in the living and not in the dead. what is it? hint: look at each word carefully :-))

  @birjo:
My answer was actually towards murtaza's question.

@Mookings:
He makes friends with alot of burgers first then says that he's really popular then evry1 want 2 be his friend!

  He doesn't. He'll probably eat them.

  Here's a really stupid one..How does a fat man make friends?

  @ birjolaxew , it's Rayman XD
http://www.afjv.com/press0611/061128_rayman_unicef.jpg

  Nope! Should I say the answer. I was kidding! Geckojsc is right for my first one. Birjolaxlaw, is it a baby alligator or crocodile?

  No MARC it isn't.

  Hi tide!?

  Nope wrong, gecko.I guess I'll give one hint. Hi as in high.

I have another Brainteaser. What did ocean say to the high tide?

  is it cultery??

  It has a face, but no ears
Does sounds ghastly, but there is nothing to fear
It has hands, but no arms
Wait, don't worry, It mean no harm.

  that's right (wasn't it easy?)

  because789, seven ate nine
Our usage dates back a long, long way. While among the first tools, our prototypes were bone and plant. Today we are usually made of steel.

We are related by design but not purposes, though sometimes we work well together, especially in the holding business.

We have relatives of different shapes and sizes. A hollow one is a real sticker and our Chinese cousins can be all over you.

In Great Britain we are a popular name for a pricking or tingling sensation, and to be on us in the U.S. is to be in a state of excessive uneasiness.
what are we?

  Why was six afraid of seven?

  nice marc , you answerred right

  Because the peanut butter was bored and wanted to start a conversation...

  Why did the peanut butter say "hi..." to the jelly? NO HINTS because it's not that hard. I thought it up in a few seconds really.

  Ah, clever. If there's only to barbers in town, they must cut each others hair. Nice one. ^^

  lol the one with bad hair coz they do eachothers!
:P

  THeNiNJa was right! If you wave at him then he will wave back with his only arm and... ouch...

  noope and nope and for geckosj,his question is simple:
ask him to sit on a leaf and wait til it's authum

  geckojsc, i don't really know if i'm getting it right, but if his hanging in the tree, you will just have to wave at him.

  He takes the east because he isn't a movie star? q:

  Probably the East Street, but I don't know why...

Anyway:
How do you get a one-armed idiot out of a tree?

  nope , he eats a lamp cause it's light!

another beter one:
A traveler arrives in a small town and decides he wants to get a haircut. There are only two barbershops in town - one on East Street and one on West Street. The East Street barbershop is a mess, and the barber has the worst haircut the traveler has ever seen. The West Street barbershop is neat and clean, its barber's hair looks as good as a movie star's.
Which barbershop does the traveler go to for his haircut, and why?

  He cuts all his food in half, so that he can have twice as much!

  what does an idiot does when he is on diet

  An number on 8 digits contains two 1's two 2's two 3's two 4's Between the 1's there's 1 digit between the 2's there's 2 gigits between the 3's there's 3 between the 4 thre's 4. What number is it? (There's two answers)

  The two babies are two of a set of triplets :).