Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  Lol, I still have the spoon!

  I went to Dynamo's house while he was asleep and stole the spoon, I hid it in an unknown underground factory. I won't tell where it is.

  I climb through Coolguy's window dressed as the tooth fairy and steal the spoon which is conveniently hidden underneath his pillow. I quietly climb back out through the window and run off gleefully into the night with the spoon. :D

  You didn’t steal it - so you didn’t obey the topic. I steal it back! (Plus how do I have he spoon’s legal rights?)

  I peacefully take ownership of the spoon after signing some documents with Coolguy52, giving me legal rights to the spoon.

  You neglected the topic - neglecting to feed the lion guarding the spoon. This lion is now very hungry and weak. I can simply pick up the spoon now, and so I’ve got the spoon :)

  Wow, I've had the spoon for a while.

  Ha, I took the spoon back and threw it behind a lion. He is guarding it.

  What luck! I was just going to go on a boat trip down the Yukon River! I went and saw... the spoon!

  And I take the spoon and throw it in an unknown Alaskan river.

  Well that's just rude, give it back right now, its mine! >:(

  Unfortunately - I took the spoon right out of your hands. What about that?

  I knelt down and picked up the spoon, my fingertips feeling its elegant curves. I felt its strength and wisdom surge through my veins, I had become one with the spoon.

Never again would the spoon fall into the wrong hands.

  Unbeknownst to chris, I paid doctors at the hospital he was born in to implant a tracking chip in his head as a result of finding out that his ancestors had previous ties to the spoon, it was only a matter of time before the spoon fell into his hands. So I follow chris to the factory dressed in black head to toe with a balaclava and night vision goggles to complete the look, I wait til nightfall and manage to hack my way into the security system to disable the security cameras, I use a laser cutter to bust my way through the metal doors and I ninja roll onto the factory floor, everything is pitch black. Perfect time for an ambush. Night vision goggles activated I search the area getting closer and closer to chris' location. I hear a sound coming from the distribution centre, I head towards what seems to be a pile of empty cardboard boxes and begin to reach inside the one closest to me. Suddenly, a hand grabs my arm, gripping it tight it begins to pull me inside... next thing I know I'm in the middle of the Australian outback stood roughly 20m away from chris, he's staring me down, hand rested firmly on what appears to be a shiny silver spoon sat snugly in some kind of spoon sheath. This would be it, the ultimate showdown. Luckily for me I never leave the house without my trusty rusty spoon, the amount of scrapes that bad boy has saved me from is unimaginable. But this was the ultimate prize, my life had been leading up to this moment. There was a look of pure hatred in his eyes, and without a second thought he begins to naruto run towards me, shiny spoon unsheathed. But I'm not scared. I anticipate his special spoon attack and counter it with precision timing. Before he has time to react, I begin to ferociously tickle chris until he is reduced to his knees stuck between an infinite loop of laughter and tears. An unorthodox style I know, but I learned it from none other than the original owner of that almighty spoon. The shiny spoon fell from chris' defeated grasp.

  Haha, I stole the spoon and hid inside an unknown factory in Europe.

  I hate soup but I steal it to eat yogurt :P

  No, I'm pretty sure he was yours. He told me he was going to get the spoon for me. I trusted him - and it landed me the spoon :D

  Did you hire a spy from the opponent team? >:(

  Except 'your' spy double-crossed you and gave it to me :)

  Great job! By the way, did you know that I hired a spy from TF2? Probably you didn't, because while you're reading this comment, he must have stolen the spoon from your hand and brought back to me while I'm making a trollface.




And no, my spy doesn't accept any type of bribe. >:D

  I have the spoon

  I threw the spoon in a boxing arena, anyone who wants it will have to fight my superbodyguard Chuck. He is very strong and will beat anyone that tries to steal it.

  I was there!

  It's 5pm

Fight me

  I'm there, IDK what you're on about.

  Im here...

Edit - It seems my challenger isn't here...

  You. Me. The Copperbox Arena. 5PM tomorrow.

  fight me.

  I'm the abyss? To get it from me: you will have to conquer me :)

  Thank you, I just moved to the abyss!