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Hexicube 13 years ago
  because of the relativity theory you would die from punching him
chris3000 13 years ago
  If you punch chuck norris, he will crush you!
lololol 13 years ago
  RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
SuperDog 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris is uber super-hyper cool then
Hexicube 13 years ago
  oh no! Chuck hates people stating the obvious! RUN SUPERDOG!!!
SuperDog 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris is cool
Hexicube 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't abbreviate Control into Ctrl or Print Screen into PrtSc.
It also doesn't have an Escape key, it has a Kill key.
[edit] also, when Chuck presses the Tab key his PC gives him a cigar!
[re-edit] if Chuck Norris ever searches a command in google(such as "Blow up neighbour with grenades") it will happen...eventually...unfortunately yesterday he searched "Turn Earth into uninhabitable wasteland"
SuperDog 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris has a computer with a "RhKck" button. It stands for Roundhouse Kick
Hexicube 13 years ago
  if Chuck Norris plays trivial pursuit, he always wins, as anything he says becomes true
LukeTheFunJester 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris doesnt go the Toilet, he finshed that years ago.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  That's the same as your other one, except you changed foolish into stupid

Ahroo 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
LukeTheFunJester 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris only dies when hes dead, and thats along way away.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  That reminds me...

Chuck Norris can light fire underwater.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Chuck norris can burn fire and set water on fire.
allyally 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris can pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars,
manufan 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris to you too!
joe45 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris removed that message.
allyally 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris. no more needs saying.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris doesn't drink water. He finds it too boring.
Instead he swallows 1 ton of hydrogen that transmits in water inside his body duo of the degree of oxygen and the heat inside of him.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
manufan 13 years ago
  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...

CH-U-CK NOR-RIS!
Ahroo 13 years ago
  NORRIS ONSLAUGHT!!! >:D

-He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it's certainly HIS last laugh.

-The term 'Dead Ringer' is used to describe a person that sits next to Chuck Norris at the movies and forgets to turn off his cell phone.

-On the seventh day, God rested... and Chuck Norris took over.

-The term cowBOY is used because Chuck Norris is the only one qualified to be a cowMAN.

-Chuck Norris lost both of his legs in a car accident, yet was still able to walk it off.

-For Chuck Norris, every street is one way. His way.

-Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands.

-As President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself". And fear has nothing to fear but Chuck Norris.

-When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the world economy.

-Chuck Norris never won any awards for acting in his action movies... that's because he's not acting.

-Chuck Norris's pulse is measured on the richter scale

-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

-One of the things Chuck Norris won't roundhouse kick is time... unless it tries to tell him what time it is.

-America isn't a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.

-To get rid of old pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into 5 dollar bills... Lincoln is on both, anyway.

-Dynamite was originally invented by Chuck Norris as a way to cure his indegestion.
manufan 13 years ago
  HE DID IT AGAIN!

WALDO IS SCARED OF CHUCK NORRIS!
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. :p
CamoDragoon 13 years ago
  French fries were just supposed to be fries, but at the time of their creation, Chuck Norris liked France. :P
birjolaxew 13 years ago
  When Chuck Norris calls for an admin, the text becomes capitalized
manufan 13 years ago
  Chuck Norris Called an Admin!
Ahroo 13 years ago
  When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into The Hulk. When The Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  The cook in ratatouille did prison because he had secret affairs with Chuck Norris, the proof: he can kill someoen with his thumb.

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Hexicube 13 years ago
  post your epic chuck norris facts :D

Chuck Norris weighs EXACTLY 3.7 grams
Chuck Norris is the inventor, father and mother of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only be beaten at chess by his chicken
Chuck Norris can run at the speed of light squared
Chuck Norris can spit lightning
Chuck Norris is the cause of 5% of all disasters
Chuck Norris can prove 2 is bigger than 4
Chuck Norris can chop his finger off and grow a Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' blood is 7% plutonium
Chuck Norris can end the universe by saying 7 code words in a specific order in 3 seconds
Chuck Norris consists of 45% awesome, 35% amazing and 25% awkward
Chuck Norris can make water set alight by humming to it
Chuck Norris can create a bomb out of straws, cellotape and wool
Chuck Norris invented humour
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics at will
Chuck Norris can see the 4th dimension
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