Topic, Facts about Chuck Norris

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Gamemaster 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is the reason the chicken crossed the road.

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris never uses a stunt double, except for crying scenes. :p

Ahroo 13 years ago

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

chris3000 13 years ago

chuck norris is so strong he jumped over the moon

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't play pokemon. He lives it. :p

SuperDog 13 years ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could...

Chuck Norris!?!?!?!?

All of it, I guess.

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris was banned from the International Bull Riding Competition after he rode from Winsconson to Texas to pick up his dry cleaning... :p

Hexicube 13 years ago

the voice of Chuch Norris is like deathnote, you instantly die however he says

Ahroo 13 years ago

Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Chuck Norris is looking for it. >:3

pop12 13 years ago

If Chuck Norris skydives,The world will have a Solar eclipse.

SuperDog 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is a God from the greek mythology.

lololol 13 years ago

MOAR!

da massage is two shart

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris went skydiving once, but promised to never do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough...

Ahroo 13 years ago

But, because of that, he doesn't need to bite anyone... just give them a stern look and they die. xP

CamoDragoon 13 years ago

But Chuck Norris also has venemous saliva that can kill you in -3 seconds, so he doesn't have to even bite you.

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris has a venemous bite that can kill you in -2 seconds. :p

CamoDragoon 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is and probably never will be "famous" because he is too infamous at the same time. :P

Hexicube 13 years ago

Chuck Norris>=42

drgonzo1987 13 years ago

the giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

SuperDog 13 years ago

Chuck Norris wrote a limerick once. About death. Everyone who read it instantly died.

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris has really bad gas. When it isn't killing people on earth, astronomers see them as nebulas/nebulae. :p

Ahroo 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is actually blind. He knows you're there because he can smell your fear. :p

SuperDog 13 years ago

Chuck Norris's burp reach 200 decibels. His farts reach 400

gameinsky 13 years ago

Chuck norris reaction to 2 birds, one stone:
For me an atom is enough to kill earth, and everything on it.

On all contest there's a small rule explaining chuck norris can not participates.
but yet he won the contests.

Ahroo 13 years ago

So what? It's the Chuck Norris topic. lighten up. :p

AK 13 years ago

..................Not that funny........ at all.

Ahroo 13 years ago

WTH?! O_O

Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to pray! He goes to church to be worshipped. xP

AK 13 years ago

Chuck Norris goes to my mom's friend's church................... Don't know where, though....

chris3000 13 years ago

chuck norris sucks, xP

Ahroo 13 years ago

Aww, man... I dropped a bunch of good Chuck jokes back there in the pages, I miss those. D:

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Chuck Norris weighs EXACTLY 3.7 grams
Chuck Norris is the inventor, father and mother of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only be beaten at chess by his chicken
Chuck Norris can run at the speed of light squared
Chuck Norris can spit lightning
Chuck Norris is the cause of 5% of all disasters
Chuck Norris can prove 2 is bigger than 4
Chuck Norris can chop his finger off and grow a Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' blood is 7% plutonium
Chuck Norris can end the universe by saying 7 code words in a specific order in 3 seconds
Chuck Norris consists of 45% awesome, 35% amazing and 25% awkward
Chuck Norris can make water set alight by humming to it
Chuck Norris can create a bomb out of straws, cellotape and wool
Chuck Norris invented humour
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics at will
Chuck Norris can see the 4th dimension

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