Topic, Facts about Chuck Norris

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CamoDragoon 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is the reason the U.S. has so many nukes.

Elizea 13 years ago

chuck nor*BOOOOOOOOM*

SuperDog 13 years ago

*poke*

If you don't do capitols for Chuck Norris, he will roundhouse kick you!

Magic_X 13 years ago

Chuck Norris proved that the world was round...with a round-house kick!

Im 13 years ago

In DodgeBall, Chuck Norris' thumbs up is a camouflaged roundhouse kick. He's aiming for someone outside the building.

gameinsky 13 years ago

Know the phrase "two birds, one stone ?"
It's just a milder version of what Chuck Norris says: Two elephants, one dust particle.

And making an elephant out of a mosquito is somethings Chuck Norris can do... by doing nothing.

Magic_X 13 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't kill a bird with a rock he kills a rock with a bird.

Daft_Punk 13 years ago

Dinosaurs went extinct because of Chuck Norrisaurus!

Magic_X 13 years ago

Aliens DO exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

Im 13 years ago

You mean 1 minute before...

MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago

1 millisecond after you get the Chuck Norris virus,your computer blows up.

Magic_X 13 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago

Chuck Norris can dig down to the center of the earth and roundhouse-kick the center in the face.

Magic_X 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Daft_Punk 13 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes, he accidentally destroys tables, chairs, and sidewalks!

SuperDog 13 years ago

Chuck Norris can eat his hunger.

Magic_X 13 years ago

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

gameinsky 13 years ago

Chuck Norris can fight Chuck Norris... and win.

Ahroo 13 years ago

done that... :P

Hexicube 13 years ago

the best one is googling "find chuck norris" but pressing im feeling lucky

Im 13 years ago

You mean Chuck No-? *dead*

lololol 13 years ago

If you say "His" name you will get a roundhouse-kick sooner or later.

Magic_X 13 years ago

The toilet paper of Chuck Norris is a cheese grater XD

petermunks 13 years ago

Chuck norris didnt cheat death... He won fair and square

OliAli 13 years ago

Chuck Norris can grab your head and throw it to your face xP

Im 13 years ago

Pi has an end. Everything has.... Except from Chuck Norris.

Hexicube 13 years ago

heard it allyally...

allyally 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is like a russian doll, He can split in half to reveal another chuck Norris, Only smaller and angrier...

SuperDog 13 years ago

Chuck norris can say all of Pi.

Pi never ends, right? So how *hit by a roundhouse kick*

Hexicube 13 years ago

uh on 'borderlands' my character walks at the same speed my brothers' character runs XP
[edit] the 'anti-paradox' theory fits into my head and doesnt hurt, ahroo :P

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post your epic chuck norris facts :D

Chuck Norris weighs EXACTLY 3.7 grams
Chuck Norris is the inventor, father and mother of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only be beaten at chess by his chicken
Chuck Norris can run at the speed of light squared
Chuck Norris can spit lightning
Chuck Norris is the cause of 5% of all disasters
Chuck Norris can prove 2 is bigger than 4
Chuck Norris can chop his finger off and grow a Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' blood is 7% plutonium
Chuck Norris can end the universe by saying 7 code words in a specific order in 3 seconds
Chuck Norris consists of 45% awesome, 35% amazing and 25% awkward
Chuck Norris can make water set alight by humming to it
Chuck Norris can create a bomb out of straws, cellotape and wool
Chuck Norris invented humour
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics at will
Chuck Norris can see the 4th dimension

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